How can you tell if Melbourne is the city for you? Here’s a list of all the things that make up a typical Melbournian.
You wear black, devotedly.
“It’s my uniform, OK?”
It may be the AFL, but you know all the best teams will always be from Melbourne.
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OK, Victoria. But it’s all just outer Melbourne really.
You know that an umbrella and a jacket are important accessories.
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You want to participate in the annual Zombie Shuffle.
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You either love or loathe dressing up for Cup Day.
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And leaving with your shoes in your hand is definitely not classy.
You can’t wait for the Boxing Day Test, especially if it’s the Ashes .
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Even if you hate cricket, you can’t pass up a chance to have an all day picnic/drink-a-thon with your mates.
You need a cafĂ© and a thrift store in your neighbourhood, preferably within walking distance, but you’ll take the tram if you have to.
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You collect rail tickets.
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And you have a preferred ticket system, either team Metcard or team Myki.
Are there any other indicators that I’ve missed? Do you fit the mold? Let me know.